Yesssssss!!!! I’ve been selected to receive a free cruise to the Bahamas!!

The lady on the phone couldn’t hear me asking her questions; she almost sounded robotic. 

“Ma’am? Ma’am please…where do I go? What port am I sailing from? Ma’am! Ma’am! Can you hear me?”

Crap! I accidentally hung up?!

Busy tones. Busy tones. My return call isn’t going through here? Maybe I just show up at the port and they let me on the ship? Probably. 

Okay, it’s all Exlax and celery until she calls back. Hell yes.

I knew my ship would come in soon…er…or sail off with me in it, that is.

Bon voyage, suckers! 

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