Yesssssss!!!! I’ve been selected to receive a free cruise to the Bahamas!!
The lady on the phone couldn’t hear me asking her questions; she almost sounded robotic.
“Ma’am? Ma’am please…where do I go? What port am I sailing from? Ma’am! Ma’am! Can you hear me?”
Crap! I accidentally hung up?!
Busy tones. Busy tones. My return call isn’t going through here? Maybe I just show up at the port and they let me on the ship? Probably.
Okay, it’s all Exlax and celery until she calls back. Hell yes.
I knew my ship would come in soon…er…or sail off with me in it, that is.
Bon voyage, suckers!